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Cooter Pooch

A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".
I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole
by Jeffinitely July 1, 2011
mugGet the Cooter Poochmug.

cooter cave

A female’s vagina that has come across multiple dicks.
Billy: I heard Ashley had a really loose cooter cave
Joe: True, i think I’ve been up there 2 times
by curlyaiden August 17, 2017
mugGet the cooter cavemug.

Cooter shiner

A huge bruise on your vagina resulting from a roller derby accident, where as a woman fell onto another woman's skate.
Derby girl #1 Oooooh!!! shit! Anger Affliction fell right onto her skate.

Derby girl #2 Yeah.. Thats going to leave one hell of a 'cooter shiner!'
by Jane D.O.A. October 21, 2012
mugGet the Cooter shinermug.

Cooter clan

by Jonnierocks May 17, 2018
mugGet the Cooter clanmug.

canyon cooter

a cooter, that is stretched to the size of a canyon.
she had a canyon cooter.
by mikyj October 13, 2008
mugGet the canyon cootermug.

Cooter Cousins

When two females have sex with the same female, they become Cooter Cousins.
No shit?! You banged her too? That makes us Cooter Cousins
by Drunkinism June 21, 2018
mugGet the Cooter Cousinsmug.

frosted cooter

Frosted Cooter is the act of sticking an ice cube in ones puss
by CloudBreaker December 21, 2017
mugGet the frosted cootermug.

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