Christmas Candle

When a person bends over and a small bottle of fireball is stuck in their ass and lit with a lighter or match.
Yo, Nate was so lit at the party last Saturday he let E give him a Christmas candle!
by Peter_peter October 28, 2024
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pussy candle

Very obscure term to refer to a small dick
Adam has a pussy candle!
Heh, knew he would have had one.
by Lightning Blitz January 21, 2022
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Candle Jenner

Slap A Photo Of Kendle Jenner's Face On A Candle, Thats All You Need To Do
Candle Jenner Must Be From Dirty Docks!
by Martinez R. August 22, 2021
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The Roman Candle

A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.
“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”
by Bigbeefking69420 January 18, 2022
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candle watcher

Someone who day-trades (stocks, options, forex, indices etc) and watches candles all day to make a living.
Friend: "What does your husband do again?"

Me: "Kavish? Oh, he's a candle watcher! It's not easy to watch candles all day, but someone's gotta do it."
by candle_watcher_wife March 15, 2023
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Croatian Candle Holder

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.
She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.
by FerdiT February 06, 2024
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I'll hold the candle

A phrase meaning "I will assist but not actively participate." This is derived from a period where apprentices would hold a candle for their master to work. Related to the phrase "couldn't hold a candle", when a person is being described as being so inadequate that they were not fit to assist.
John: "The engine is shot. I'll have to take the whole thing apart to figure it out."
Melissa: "I'll hold the candle."
by Cobalticus December 20, 2016
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