Lighting a candle

The act of farting in a hot tub

"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."

by Omega Supreme July 16, 2024

Dick Candle

Injecting gasoline into a pee hole and then on fire creating a candle as your dick

“Dude you didn’t tell me that chick was so kinky that she gave me a dick candle

by redhattermatadore April 2, 2025

Whale Wax Candles

Candles made of whale wax (hardened fat and oil) known for their inducement of Tumblertoopler, along with an enhancement of libido/sex drive

Are th-those... Whale Wax Candles? Oh w-wow...

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! April 21, 2025

Mason’s Brothers Fuckass Candles

Mason’s brothers fuckass candles in my ass melting hurting and burning

bro masons brothers fuckass candles are amazing dildos that make my asshole smell good

Mason’s Brothers Fuckass Candles- Holy fucking shit, these candles fucking suck

by Holyfuckingshitimgonnashitmyse April 28, 2025

candled and feathered

To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.

Meghan markle and prince Harry got candled and feathered so you couldn’t even see them!!

by Theonewhosayshi268 July 15, 2023

Hand candle

Hand candle is another word for a dick or penis

Do you want me to puor my hot wax on you from my hand candle

by BIGNIGNIPS July 26, 2023

cakes and candles

The manly way to say “Happy Birthday.”

Cakes and candles my brother.

by Kingmrxrash April 28, 2024