buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

Butcher's Apron

The person you date to cover up the fact that you're a sociopath and don't care about anyone, including them.

A sociopath's version of a beard.

Dan's an "interesting guy." Have you met this week's butcher's apron? Why she isn't running for the hills I just don't know.

by Feckless Wonder October 21, 2020

Buttered Potatoes

When some one stuffs their bra with buttered potatoes to make it look like that have boobs xD

Bob : Sheila Do You Have Buttered Potatoes In Your Bra?
Sheila : Why yes Bob i do would you like some?
Bob : No thanks they look mouldy ^w^

by EmmiieAppleGoreRawrFace December 30, 2009

Buchered

When the tee markers are crooked. Often angling severely towards the ruff, instead of the fairway.

Someone buchered these tees. Its literally aimed towards the ruff.

by Drunk sanji July 31, 2020

Bitchered

To make someone scared of someone or something

"BITCHERED IS THE NEW FUCKING SCARED, FUCKERS!!!"

by PUPPET THE BITCH March 15, 2021

buchered

made better/better made

I done buchered dat up!

by yummybear June 29, 2023

Butcherelli

A noun, meaning: the act of sitting on the toilet and having an epic masturbation session all while taking a shit at the same time.

Can also be called an Auto-bumpkin

Guy 1: “Hey brutha, where is Shawn?”
Guy2: “Get comfy bro.. he’s in the middle of taking another Butcherelli. We won’t be leaving for a while!”

by Silver719 December 21, 2024