penis buffer

1.thin strip of skin that seperates two peni when a female is engaged in double penetration.

Dude, if there wasn't this penis buffer between us I'd be gay.

by bob lopez January 7, 2006

bitter buffalo

a buffalo that commits suicide by jumping off a cliff

my brain's the cliff, and my hearts the bitter buffalo

by jake56342 May 20, 2009

Buffet Pants

Pants worn in anticipation of a rather ginormous meal. These pants normally have an elastic waist for extra tummy room.

random family member: Hot dog! Grandma's cooking sunday dinner! She's making like a 3 course meal!

you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.

random family member: You are such a fat lard.

by shortyjordy January 19, 2009

turkish buffet

A combination of orgy and progressive dinner, in which a series of soups, appetizers and entrees are eaten out of the anuses of all participants. The Turkish Buffet is common in upscale suburbs, where otherwise conventional couples engage in provocative, yet still bourgeois, rituals, eating lobster bisque from one another's freshly shaved, bleached and douched buttholes.

The Hendersons invited us to a Turkish Buffet this weekend, so make sure to shave your butthole and prepare a decent stock for my famous quail risotto.

by Ergodang! April 26, 2017

Buffalo Lip

A term for a woman who has large protruding vaginal lips with thick hairs growing from the edges. Neither inviting or attractive

that chick had the biggest Buffalo Lips I have ever seen! No way was I sticking the shlong in that!

by TeamJimmy October 31, 2009

pickle buffer

a homosexual, or a female who loves to give blow jobs. someone who sucks so much dick they could buff a pickle. can be used as an insult.

1. john your wearing a gay shirt, you pickle buffer.

2. sarah is such a pickle buffer.

by Fatt Turle November 16, 2005

Buffalo Grove

A town considered to be in the "northwest suburbs" of Chicago. It is prodominantly Jewish. The better half of the town goes to Stevenson High School while the other half goes to Buffalo Grove High School.

Everything in Buffalo Grove closes before 9 o'clock except for Buffalo's Ice Cream Parlor so this becomes the late night hang out. Also, the popo pull you over for going 1 mile over the speed limit and bust every party they possibly can. They try to dominish our hopes of escaping boredom by becoming raging alcoholics or potheads.

High school students tend to go far away for college with high hopes that life isnt this boring everywhere.

Courtney: What do you want to do tonight?

Lauren: I dont know...the grove is so f-ing boring.

Courtney: I know...I guess we could go to Buffalo's for ice cream.

Lauren: Again? We've been there every night..Fuck Buffalo Grove.

by Rachel Greenberg June 24, 2005