The British Museum

World's largest collection of stolen items.

The British Museum broke into my house last nice and stole the good vase.

by The Crack Sparrow April 24, 2023

british-ish

something somewhat pertaining to british culture, such as accents, fashion, music, etc.

Dude, that guy's fake accent is British-ish

by trevwood90 August 12, 2010

British shows

The best, most exciting, and under-valued genre of TV ever.

You gotta watch those new British shows innit just great mate

by like.hot.asf.swagolicious May 04, 2022

The British Apocolypse

The British Apocolypse is KFC running out of chicken all across Britain. This is a real thing. People from the Isle of Wight are outraged as they only have one KFC, as well as other islands.

The British Apocolypse is upon us lot

by TorraForSomeReason February 25, 2018

British Shorthair

A british shorhair is a cat breed originating from the UK. it has a soft Grey/white/tan fur and it's often compared to a plush. The british shorthair was also the inspiration by the "Cheshire cat" in Alice in Wonderland

Guy1: What breed is the Cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland?
Guy2: Oh that right there is a British Shorthair

by LavaGoatRabbit April 17, 2018

british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent

Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.

by absolute door handle July 29, 2020

British Open

Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.

Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??

by Smitty' Titty's March 09, 2018