subcontinental breakfast

To enjoy last night's left over curry as a filling breakfast the next morning.

I can't finish this Madras.

No worries, we'll just have a subcontinental breakfast tomorrow.

by mick travis October 19, 2009

Dwarven Breakfast

Vomit, esp "on-the-fly" Roman style where puking is merely a bump in the road of a long party-night. A popular term among role-playing nerds and convention attendees.

"After 23 beers, I've had a dwarven breakfast and I'm ready for more!"

by Cold1s January 21, 2010

Russian breakfast

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice

"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."

by loco30k February 10, 2015

Laotian Breakfast

When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.

“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”

by Brown Lightning June 18, 2019

Swedish hooker breakfast

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?

by Cryzak October 13, 2013

brunkfast

A term used to describe the act of being drunk at breakfast. It is in the same category as "crunk" just with more cereal and eggs.

Person #1: Oh man, why are you pouring Jack Daniels over your Fruit Loops?
Person #2: Dude, its brunkfast.

Person #1: Man, pass the Captain Crunk, I wanna get my brunkfast on!

by calbot March 14, 2010

german breakfast

a quick efficient morning ritual involving fucking, smoking a cigarette, and drinking coffee.

I was in a hurry and very horny this morning so i had to have myself a german breakfast.

by germanwhore March 7, 2010