Breakshist

When you take a shit first thing in the morning after waking up. Usually caused by drinking Colt 45 the night before.

mmmm.. nothing like a nice breakshist.

by alphabravo123 September 21, 2011

cum breakfast

A delicious breakfast of jism.

A derogatory nickname.

"That girl sure had a good cum breakfast this morning!"

"Man, Ryan is such a cum breakfast!"

by jimbo5150 November 30, 2009

Last-Night Breakfast

When someone eats enough food right before going to bed that they're still full in the morning.

"Hey, wanna grab breakfast?"
"No thanks man I had a huge sandwich before going to bed last night."
"Ahhh, a Last-Night Breakfast!"

by TSturm January 23, 2009

New York Breakfast

The sexual act of a woman/man performing prophylactic fellatio on a man/woman's feces when they are half-way out of the anus.

The man was very excited when his poop came half-way out and Jeremy began giving him a New York Breakfast.

by Bob Sacomento August 10, 2006

Swedish Breakfast

A breakfast buffet consisting of various crunchy flatbreads (like giant Ryvita), cold meats, pickles, pate, jam etc.

Whilst on Gothenbug on business, Sapan and I enjoyed a particularly fine Swedish breakfast.

by Captain McClaren January 6, 2009

School Breakfast

The worst quality of something, supposedly food, available on the face of the Earth. Some of the foods in this classification include twat-waffles and cum-cakes. If it were legal the school would literally serve its students rat piss and donkey shit every day.

New Kid: Want to head up early to catch some School Breakfast?
New Kid's Neighbor: Fuck no, that shit'll kill you.

by somewhiteguy1994 April 26, 2009

spanish breakfast

This describes the act of ejaculating inside your partner prior to them conducting an extended period of strenuous activity like running a marathon or relocating a fish pond.
By the third hour of slogging in the sun, the fluid leaking into their underwear is known as a Spanish Breakfast. It is visual likened to a poorly prepared omelette and the ingredients vary depending on the hygiene of the ejaculatee.

I got home from gym last night and my skants were a Spanish breakfast. Even the dog was gagging.

by R088Y April 17, 2008