sticky blanket

That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.

Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.

by Slippery Meat August 15, 2018

pig in a blanket

Ones outer skin that foulds over the tip of the dick.

Old people have pig in a blanket.

by dickbutt4232 August 13, 2015

Pig in a blanket

When someone wraps themselves in a blanket and fills it with farts.

I feel like Gavin is huffing his farts right now. He’s doing the pig in a blanket.

by CheesyToes36 July 14, 2020

Pig in a blanket

An undercover cop

Let’s bounce, I’m pretty sure there’s a pig in a blanket here.

by Bridget Awesome December 25, 2021

Sea Blanket

A manta ray, so named because their flat, flexible bodies resemble blankets

I saw the cutest baby sea blanket at the aquarium today!

by CosetteDaae March 31, 2015

Sausage blanket

A warm place to be in a penis wrapped in or around your pussy

Sally has a sausage blanket and it feels so warm and delicious

by Sausage blanket March 25, 2018

Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....

I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.

by Jessmeow January 26, 2018