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Biscuit People

The term 'Biscuit People' is used to refer to members of society who (it is assumed) most likely eat nothing but cheap supermarket own-brand biscuits for their daily intake of food such as chavs, pikeys, & pretty much everyone on the social. They stand apart from regular people by usually have a rather disturbing body odour, unsightly physical appearance, food stains down their Matalan tracksuits and a severely damaged/disfunctional intellect. It should be noted that in a family unit containing a 'Biscuit Person' that over time the remaining members will also become inflicted with the condition.
"Why does that ugly chav smell like shit?"

"She's a Biscuit Person, don't be mean"
by Aramitz August 25, 2005
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soggy biscuit

A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.
by JPYTWordsmith3000 July 10, 2017
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Leary biscuit

Similar to a firecracker, a cracker, cheese, and marijuana snack. You take a cracker, put a little cheese on top, and a little weed on top of that. Heat it, eat it. So named because Timothy Leary was supposedly very fond of them.
I prefer Leary biscuit to weed cookies; they're easier to make.
by Tyler November 16, 2004
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trump biscuit

noun / trump bis cuit / /trʌmp 'bɪskɪt/

: glittering, unrepentant falsehood
: an unabashed, confident lie
:a statement given by a person who ironically believes its truth is self evident, despite its obvious falseness
He's got a great temperament? Talk about a trump biscuit!
Enough with all these trump biscuits, let's look at the facts.
by ilduderino76 October 1, 2016
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finger biscuit

The art of farting into your hand, cupping it and thowing it at an unsuspecting persons nose.
I just threw a finger biscuit at the back seat passengers.
by Gunns March 19, 2008
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Biscuit aisle

A colloquialism used to describe the anus, or "poo chute".
Little Daisy Rhodes' river was running red, and that's when Dave knew that it was time to take a trip to the biscuit aisle.
by Gary Bunker May 18, 2010
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