bearded clam

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair

her pussy looked like a bearded clam

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Kodiac Bear Trap

While copping dome, the male squeezes his thighs together to trap the female between the legs in a bear-trap like fashion. Then, he spreads jam and honey in her face and/or hair. It is customary to then yell "Gotcha, bitch" and pour nuts or berries on the honey to further demonstrate male dominance.

Note* Putting fingers in her ass can be used to assure the "bear" doesn't escape. This is called adding the Iron Claw.

Big Mike got head the other night, but before he finished he was able to pull off the Kodiac Bear Trap. She tried to escape, but he stuck his fingers in her ass so she couldn't move.

by The Taxi September 19, 2010

claire bear

a type of bear found only in ireland,
some say it is the soundest,best looking, nicest bear ever to exist

i want to catch the claire bear because i really like it.

by jethro john jameson December 31, 2007

thizzly bear

1. A large wild bear who hath consumed ecstasy pills.

2. Someone who has consumed ecstasy pills and their effects are similar to that of a wild animal or beast.

1. I was walking through the forest with my homies and out of nowhere a giant thizzly bear popped out and tried to kill us.

2. "Did you see Nathan the other night?". "Yeah he was so twacked out he looked like a thizzly bear!"

by caydeezy October 19, 2007

Muffin Bear

an endearing term used for ones loving female significant other, similar to sweetie, babe, honey etc. however "muffin bear" also refers to the female's high attractiveness and very tight vaginal canal. She also pays half the bills.

the word "awesome" can be used conjunctionally with the phrase: "i was mauled by a muffin bear"

:Example:
Chris: Muffin Bear, you're one sexy lover!
Sarah: mmm, i rode you so hard, here is my 1/2 of the rent.

by godisimaginary June 5, 2010

scrotum beard

A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.

Do you have a scrotum beard?

My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)

by Poofy Minion June 14, 2016

Sea Bear

A vicious creature that attacks under sea campers. A sea Bear is drawn to many things, which include wearing a sunbrarow in a funny way, eating cubed cheese, playing the clarinet badly, and dancing badly. The only known defense to a Sea Bear attack is a Sea Bear circle. NOT AN OVAL! don't run, walk limp, or skip away, or it will charge.

I was attacked by a massive Sea Bear because I play clarinet badly.

by Shankomatic June 28, 2009