poo beater

Cockney rhyming slang for a homosexual

That bloke is such a poo beater

by WeeaboosUnite October 26, 2017

Beater monkey

When someone looks beat as fuck

Me: Yo did you see how bad graham looked
Cool guy: He looked beater monkey as fuck

by Beatermonkey6969 August 6, 2021

slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

Cat beater

Those demons that beat yo’ cat to the ground.

My boyfriend is the best cat beater around.

by lovelypanda610 April 9, 2024

White beater

A white beater refers to the tank top. Not the color of skin. It was thought that the guys who wear these white tank tops were the ones who beat their wives. White Beater is slang from Wife Beater,Not Wife Beater to White Beater!

EG:"He's wearing a White Wife Beater."

"Are you going to put something on? Or just wear that White Beater?"

by LookinSUSbutFLYatTHEsameTYME June 18, 2022

feet beater

A man that masterbates or beats his meat to foot fetish related materials/pornography.

I knew your boy was weird, but I didn’t know he was a feet beater.

by JMitchMD October 26, 2020

Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 16, 2012