First Mouth

First Mouth is what we aliens like to call human belly buttons.

Sam: Hey Dean watch out for those aliens ok man, they are putting dildos in peopls first mouths.

Dean: This sounds like a good time for some pie.

by 769thefrogdrankwine July 18, 2019

First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

by yesladsss September 26, 2022

first but not foremost

Definition: First in order but not in importance. Not as important, despite being mentioned in the first place. The opposite to "last but not least".

First but not foremost, you have to write very clearly. Second, your writing should be truly original and captivating.

Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.

by Mike December 16, 2019

But first...maccies!

A humorous way of proposing the idea of visiting a local McDonald’s.

Hey Andrew, struan... but first...maccies!

by TC03 December 12, 2020

First Sex

That thing where most people fail first try at 16

Boy: I missed the hole

Girl: Just put it in more

Boy: Sorry it’s my First Sex

by QWERTYUIOP0123456789 April 9, 2021

The First Protogen

The first Protogen ever created appeared in 1990 and was made out of latex, machine's, Wolf/Dog, and a 19 year old boy. He was named Prototype-0001 and was known as the only Protogen who can use magic. He was run to many test and modification. His mask/helmet is able to be taken off to reveal his real face, without it he is able to use magic and with it he isn't able to use it. He can speak symbols whenever he is stressed. He can use different codes that will effect and change his physical body. He is known to take care multiple animals but is sometimes a prankster by faking a kill.

The First Protogen is safe and is quite playful

by Mask-C June 23, 2022

Fallout first

When you get screwed over by Bethesda and they just add a whole nother shitload of dick punching on top of a broken ass game

Person 1: I just paid 76 dollars for Fallout 76 and it sucks ass
Bethesda: If you want it to not suck ass pay us $100 a month with Fallout first
Person 1: It's still broken
Bethesda: fuck you

by fbfe4eukr4h3unyeinrhwuihroc October 28, 2019