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The Bears

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.
Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
CaptainStumpy: Yeargh! It's one of The Bears! Run for your lives!
by FirmWare September 28, 2008
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gummy bears

A mouth full of gums usaully brought on by tooth decay as a result of the habitual smoking of meth. Girls with gummy bears tend to give the highest quality of head.
I love that meth look. Im all about gummy bears and exposed ribs.
by Roverticus August 15, 2010
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barstow school

A place equivalent to a nazi prison camp or gulag. A place god would send those to bad for hell.
Bob: Hey did u know we got a new Headmaster and principal?

Jim: No, what are their names?

Bob: I think Satan and Stalin.
by ghost January 1, 2005
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Candy Bars

A Random Word You Say After You Just Ate A Bunch Of Shrooms And Weed
Candy Bars

-Super Toopers
by hiddengamer93 February 27, 2008
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Barstool Sports

A website/blog for sport loving pinky dicks.

Basically like 4chan, only for middle aged, fat, ugly, angry woman-hating men, who circle jerk over unfunny images, unbelievably lame jokes, and taunt each other with with threats of their favorite sports team beating up another team.

Love Michael Vick. Because assholes.

The least likable people on Earth all decided to make a blog devoted to being everything that people hate about sports fans, and generally gives everyone on Earth a bad name.

Call each other "stoolies" and are identified by pictures of fat date rape enthusiasts, in T-shirts, who wear baseball caps backwards, holding up crudely written signs with the website name on it.

Which probably have their name, address and phone, printed on the back, in case they leave the sign in their male prostitute's asshole.
Barstool Sports is great, if you ever want to feel better about yourself. Just read the comment section of pretty much any article. You'll feel like a genius.
by Lig Na Baste September 8, 2012
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Chicago Bears

The shittiest team in the NFL, whose 2010-11 season was ended (no shit right?) by the Chicago Bears on January 22, 2011.
by Mike Dickta January 23, 2011
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bears

by rismeyes December 12, 2008
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