bash and dash with petty theft

When one engages in a bash and dash and upon leaving they exit with the hosts house cat or small dog.

Shane was so horrible in bed that while making her leave, Nancy grabbed his beautiful cat, Chuckles performing a picture perfect bash and dash with petty theft.

by Myke79 July 29, 2006

Bashar Al-Assad

Greatest president in the Middle East and even if media paints him as a dictator he stands strong and his people love him,

That’s a cool guy like Bashar Al-Assad

by Rodolfo Ali April 15, 2019

Bash

To masturbate.

The word comes from the phrase "Bash the Bishop" i.e. masturbate. (The Bishop in a game of chess resembles a bell-end.)

I had an epic bash over betty last night. She has some mighty fine ass.

by 1st Earl of Granville February 17, 2009

BASHI

Music Producer/Artist/Rapper

BASHI is a god

by BASHI__ November 18, 2018

Donkey Bash

A variation of the infamous Donkey Punch. While having anal sex with your partner, just before ejaculation, you grab their hair (or ears) with both hands and pull back hard to get a good whiplash. While pulling their head back, you thrust forward and headbutt them square in the back of the head hard. This results in the partner being knocked unconscious, but they will tighten up immensely, resulting in maximum pleasure.

(Note, this will hurt you as well, so this is only recommended to those manly men who can take a hit! Cheers!)

Greg: Hey, did you see Ryan? He's got a big cut on his forehead!

Joe: Dude, he Donkey Bashed his girlfriend last night!

Greg: No way! That's a true man right there

by Snoogins24 April 22, 2010

MINGE BASH

getting your minge throughly pounded in rough nasty sex that is enjoyable but at the end leaves your minge feeling like an open axe would

Deon really gave me a minge bash last night, my pussy feels like its been beaten to a pulp.

by katie February 14, 2006

wife basher

A singlet worn by tradesmen, miners or industrial workers; because of the general belief that any Australian bloke can drink every foreigner under the table and still be sober enough to teach his wife a lesson.

"yeah gonna change into me wife bashers before going to the pub"

by Mattistopheles October 22, 2006