Depreciating Asset

A prominent butt that in twenty years will be only a shadow of its former glory

Mike: Hey that girl has a fine ass.......
Steve: Yea, but wait a few years and it will be a totally Depreciating Asset.....

by hokie89 October 15, 2011

excuses are like asses

A shortened version of the saying "excuses are like asses - everybody has one."

"I told him excuses are like asses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow."

by DMC May 24, 2004

Lagoon Assistance

To receive assistance while entering or exiting from a lagoon.

As I entered the lagoon, I received some assistance.(lagoon assistance)

by Salt Lands Admirer July 5, 2006

Assistant Janitor

The hitting of the absolute bottom of life. You can go no lower than this. This word is the absolute embodiment of being a complete loser in life and 99.9% sure your not going to being able to amount to anything in life. If you are a Assistant Janitor, you are a worthless meat sack and you should have never existed. But if you are one, you should take pride in it,it is the only thing you can take pride in. So, Assistant Janitors of the world. Stand up, and wear this as a badge of honor, because its not easy to be an Assistant Janitor. Eh, actually its pretty easy.

Man 1: "Dude, you are 69 years old and you've never had a job,you have had an unhonorable discharge from the U.S. Military,you were kicked out of your own birthday 20 years in a row, evicted from your cardboard box,you've had 16 interventions on your sticker addiction, and you have the most viewed fail on YouTube. Dude, you're an Assistant Janitor."

Assistant Janitor: "You're darn skippy, and I'm proud of it."

by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014

assertive

too willing, clingy and appears wasy

Maggie was assertive in trying to hookup with Andy, because she tried to pull him over into the corner, he thought she was too easy, and didn't bother

by Maggibell May 25, 2005

Asbestian

Someone who THINKS they are qualified to check for asbestos and other harmful toxins.

"Oh look... (knocking on the wall) I think there's asbestos in this wall. Only an asbestian would know this".

by RiessaBri April 22, 2010

Assertive

A smart way of saying rude. A cover up for the word rude.

*two girls having a chat*
Girl 1: “I’m very assertive”
Girl 2: “No you’re not, you’re just rude”

by Official English Dictionary May 21, 2021