May 5-8 grab ass day

go and grab your girls ass even if its from a duke hug or not take a chunk of that ass

Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY

may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust

by imunknownbitchduhh May 4, 2025

Fuck Espen in the ass day

National fuck Espen in the ass day on the 7th of November

Fuck Espen in the ass day bro

by Luddi November 7, 2019

National grab ass day

The first September is National grab ass day. Meaning all the girlfriends and talking stage girls need to give the guys they’re talking to the chance to get a good grab in.

Damn. My hands been feeling empty lately..
Luckily national grab ass day isn’t far

by EK0T August 30, 2022

National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.

Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.

by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023

National Slap Ass Day

At oct 22. It is the National slap ass day.

Oh i want to slap my friends ass because its the National slap ass day today.

by HampeKuken123 October 22, 2020

national grab ass day

on april 8th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by wh0re;) April 8, 2022

Fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day

On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.

Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"

by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024