Andy
A nasty, controlling drama-magnet who treats every minor inconvenience like a personal attack. Whines when left out, plays the victim when confronted, and somehow always believes they’re the parenting gold standard. Classic double-standard energy: what they do is fine — what you do is unforgivable. The name comes from the chaotic vibes found on Andrew Avenue in Orangeville, where this behavior seems to be bred, not taught.
Didn’t invite a kid to their own party, then melted down when their kid wasn’t invited to theirs? That’s peak Andy.
Andy by Onyx the Cat August 3, 2025
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