chip whore

one who not only asks to open your party-sized bag of chips, but then consumes it in an aggressive yet simultaneously careless fashion, leaving small dunes of surprisingly sharp chip shards scattered aimlessly around the room.

Friend - "Hey bro, can I open this bag of Jalapeno tostitos?"
Me - "Yeah bro, no problem"
Friend - *Leaves room*
Me - *Takes socks off, tries to walk around the room"
Me - (randomly every 3-8 steps) "OUCH, (insert friends name) is a god damn chip whore!!!"

by LyricallyGiftedDegenerate April 4, 2017

Chip Dump

A chip dump is the action of dumping the last little bit of a bag of chips into one's mouth for the purpose of finishing off the bag without having to use one's hands to pick up the tiny chip fragments. Chip fragments are considered by some to be the most sought after part of the chip eating experience.

Guy: Hey can you pass the chips?

Girl: There are none left!

Guy: Sure there are!

Girl: *passes chip bag*

Guy: *commences chip dump*

Girl: *shakes head*

by jonic_ October 18, 2010

chip gobblers

english word for yorkies who invade your scenic coastal town with their fat greasy wives, screaming litter of offspring, string vests and mangy dogs on strings, spend most of their time whinging about how it's much cooler on the coast, buying chips for their nasty sprogs and throwing the half eaten chips smeared in sticky ketchup all over the streets, and letting their filthy squealing kids pee in the gutter, then complain about the price of ice cream before proceeding to wade out onto the mudflats as the tide goes out requiring the rescue jeep, which the residents of the coastal town have to pay for in their council tax, to go and get them back before they drown themselves.

In the summer, swarms of skanky chip gobblers decend on the town like a flock of gannets.

by My May 13, 2003

Chip Graveyard

When an unusually thick dip causes the death of multiple potato or nacho chips, resulting in chip headstones throughout the container.

Chip Graveyard

"Dude, how did you get dip all over your hand?"

"Well, when I went in for the scoop, I discovered a total chip graveyard."

by alec disneyland May 21, 2009

corn chips

pussy or girls with coochie cutter shorts
also stated as pussy corn chips
Created by a local New Orleans bounce artist

Fred: Man Kim came by my house last night with some corn chips,I wanted to smash.

Brandon:Forreal nigga?Them cornchips have a nigga feening for some.

by pussycornchipss March 12, 2009

chip off

to leave. comes from leaving a smoking session with no smoke for later and trying to ponse some... original phrase was "chip me off a corner" before i go".. shortened and corrupted to "im gonna chip off .. or "im chipping now"

im gonna chip off , catch u laters

by jackmandigger May 31, 2007

tortilla chips

Salkty crispy flaky triangle (or broken pieces i.e. crumbs) of goodness.

They are ADDICTIVE!

Tostitos Tortilla chips go good with salsa

by Mandarzegreetest June 27, 2008