by KellytheJelly October 22, 2019
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Alyssa-hey
Guy-hi?
Alyssa-wanna hang out?
Guy-(should say I have a girlfriend) nah!
Alyssa -please bae?
Guy-I'm not your bae!
Guy-hi?
Alyssa-wanna hang out?
Guy-(should say I have a girlfriend) nah!
Alyssa -please bae?
Guy-I'm not your bae!
by Baby bae May 18, 2016
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Alyssa is fat and ugly.
by Ndndjdjis September 8, 2016
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by Ckxjxhbj September 12, 2016
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Wow my cousin Alyssa is such an Alyssa. Plus she looks like squidward when he ate all the krabby patties. I think he hair is red like a fag. Her aunt michelle can't go 5 steps out of the house before flipping fucking shit god fucking dammit why wont she go on any damn roadtrips fucking pussy I swear to fucking got grow a pair, stroke a dick and get out there. Stop being such a fucking tool that you make ron and fucking god dam kim be your stupid "protector" when me and alyssa crack funny fucking jokes because honeslty they were so fucking funny I swear to got you stuck up fucking pussies you make casbah look like a mother fucking lion,.
by akewi tp'q3w4ot;ilsfd;lesajfg June 14, 2018
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