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A complete metal and rock head. Would rather die then lose her boyfriend. Loves to have sex anywhere but especially in a car. Knows how to speak more then one language but still thinks shes stupid. Loves to play and meet all animals because everything is cute! Is short but still taller then 5 foot. Plays a bunch of instruments but doesn't like to practice them. Lazy as hell but doesn't care one bit.
Wow I can't believe my best friend is Alyssa!
Alyssa by sickysuck November 18, 2019
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Alyssa is the most precious girl you will ever meet. Alyssas are usually into sports ESPECIALLY volleyball and soccer. They have the most contagious high pitched laugh you will ever hear😂. Alyssas love hanging out with friends and love gossiping. Whenever something happens to her, she will tell you everything! Even if it’s something as little as a boy. Speaking of boys Alyssas have a weird type. Alyssas are usually into guys who are hispanic and tall. Alyssas will always support you whenever you need it. If your an Alyssa you have a high chance of being someone’s secret admirer❤️ Alyssas are such a flirt! They will literally find any way to talk to you or wave at you💗 If you come across an Alyssa in your life, take your chance!!!!🥰🥰
Guy 1: hey whos that cute girl over there?
Guy 2: oh thats alyssa *daydreams*

Guy 1: Man she’s beautiful, i think im gonna ask her out

Guy 2: *punches* HEY MAN! Thats my girl
Alyssa by Lovely...jane February 5, 2020
This girl is a good that looks beautiful, but can be a bit boss and sassy. She is a kind person but is mainly know to boss around people, or if you want to call it.. bullying :(. If your someone more on the popular side, than she’ll treat you like a piece of gold. And if your her crush or boyfriend, just might want to get away. She might have stunning eyes, but do not get tricked. She just wants you because your popular.
Person 1: Did you hear what Alyssa did?
Person 2: Yes! She always so bossy to everyone!!
Alyssa by helloaudrey❤️ December 17, 2017
A girl who will have sec with Austin
Alyssa have sex with Austin
Alyssa by Hey hen March 9, 2020
A fugly slut who is an attention seeking whore has a cute face but that’s about ALLL this hoe has going for her luvssss chicken nuggets and cheeseburgers
Boy: who is dat gal
Boys friend:it’s that fugue slut Alyssa
Alyssa by Alyssa Pinedo July 5, 2018
A pretty bitch who likes all genders and gets all the boys and girls. She not a hoe but everyone calls her one. She likes to fight and she will mostly have braces. She doesn’t like the name emma. And her bestfriend name starts with a s
Alyssa shook all the boys with her beauty
Alyssa by Shallow❤️😍 July 15, 2019
the most fucking annoying bitch you will ever fucking meet. she prob lives in jax florida. she tries too hard with guys and doesn’t realize she’s actually really fucking ugly.
yo, that bitch alyssa, ya i can’t fucking stand that bitch.
alyssa by thatoneslutlol March 18, 2020