Albert

A smart, but gay guy that always seems to deny his true sexuality. For example, he wanks a guy off at school but says it's not gay because he "covered it up with a blanket." People around him fall under two categories, people who really like/love him or people who want to increase their social status

Lol, that guy is really an Albert, isn't he?

by ArcadR September 02, 2019

Albert

Usually ditches friends to mess with girls

Usually likes girls whose name starts with an E or an S =Albert

by Maybe I’ll November 30, 2019

albert

funny man that is FAT

" albert is fat "

by AK - 0 September 18, 2022

Albert

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt

Damn thats big Albert

by dirt98304756934875 December 25, 2020

Albert

Albert is albert

Damn are you really hanging out with Albert?
Yeah dude we need a token.

by DisgustingRhino September 04, 2019

albert

loml

albert is my loml

by estasiii November 27, 2021

Albert

The OG baby shrek who likes to work out daily. He’s aka Bräzen’s biggest fan.

Bruh, you should be like Albert

by SHOOTAH November 03, 2019