by ahahhaah January 22, 2018

A fat guy named Albert who thinks his all top notch and thinks his a smarty pants when really all he does is cry over stupid things like when he can't play video games or needs his mummy with him all the time
Mostly my ex friend fatty Albert is just like this cause he does all of that and is very fat because of it
by Hydro•22 June 21, 2018

by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021

by idk30 November 26, 2023

Albert looooves to be the center of attention especially at parties where he tend to get very drunk.
He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.
Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.
If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.
He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.
Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.
If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.
"Oh who is that guy needing acceptance from everyone, acting all tough?"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"
by allforgiven May 29, 2022
