Alaskan Walleye

The same thing as a new jersey meathook, only when it's below freezing outside

So me and the broad got home from christmas eve shopping and she let me slip her the old Alaskan Walleye...I must have been a good boy

by CWood December 03, 2003

alaskan slurpee

when a resident of alaska ejaculates into someone's mouth

damn courtney, you must get the best alaskan slurpees every night from your new boyfriend from juneau.

oh my god my eye!
eskimo surprise bitch!

by emilyriverboat January 12, 2008

Alaskan Beaver

Allowing your lover to deficate on your chest, shape the feces into a log, and shave their pubic hair onto it to give the poo a hairy look.

In my sleep, I felt something warm and furry on my chest, only to wake up and remember that the girl from last night had given me an Alaskan Beaver.

by Thisnamehasnotbeenused November 07, 2011

alaskan chillard

The act of shitting, then freezing your shit, then using your frozen shit as a dildo.

Yo Janet,
you want the alaskan chillard tonite?

Oh yeah, I do.

by chillard slayer September 20, 2008

Alaskan Bullworm

NAUGHTY SEX .

oh yeah, last night me and my boyfriend were alaskan bullworming it up

by extravagant nungas December 11, 2010

Alaskan Fishstick

Slapping a girl ass with a frozen fish and then proceeding to shit and piss on the fish. After that shove it down the girls ear.

I just want to Alaskan Fishstick you.

by MrWankpants October 26, 2017

alaskan mushroom

It's where you gape the woman or man's asshole and stick one or both nuts in the anus

I gave the bitch an Alaskan mushroom last night.

by Alaskanmushroom December 07, 2016