partially aborted fetus

When a woman is getting an abortion and changes her mind part-way through, but the baby is just not the same anymore, that's a partially aborted fetus.

"Mommy's decision to go through with her partially aborted fetus cost lil' Timmy an arm and a leg."

by InappropriateNoodle January 12, 2018

tumble dryer abortion

The tumble dryer method is where you put your newborn child in the tumble dryer and max out the speed

I just used the tumble dryer abortion method on my neighbours kids

by LegaliseAbortions January 1, 2022

Aborted Feed Us

When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.

Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.

by MindGrapes September 2, 2016

Drano Margarita Abortion

The cheapest, classiest way to induce early termination of an unwanted pregnancy. Make a margarita, and add 1/2 cap of drano for every two weeks she has been pregnant.

Kevin B: Damn, Sheila says she is pregnant, and she is too religious to get that little bastard sucked out.

Bart: Looks like that bitch is beggin for the old Drano Margarita Abortion.

Kevin B: Does it work?

Bart: 60% of the time, it works every time. Its a family tradition going back to my fillandering grandfather.

Kevin B: You are full of magical ideas my friend.

by The Solution April 5, 2008

partial abortion

Someone who is almost idiotic enough to join the "pro-life" (anti-abortion fanatic) movement, but whose brain rescues them in the nick of time.

She's obviously a partial abortion. She spent two years in Youth Defence.

by Fearman February 7, 2008

Post-Birth Abortion

The act of disposing of babies up to 36 months old

Post-Birth abortion is not legal across the globe as of right now

by Some Cuck October 5, 2018

West-Point Abortion

A term from The Vietnam War, a West-Point Abortion is shooting a pregnant woman with a machine gun. West-Point being a military academy in the United States.

In The Watchmen the Comedian gives his Vietnamese mistress a West-Point Abortion.

by CottonTheClown January 22, 2010