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army mustache

a mustache that young privates wear proudly that doesnt even grow in evenly
Nice army mustache but you need to shave it off the spots are distracting me.
by iamawesome12345678910111213 February 17, 2012
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army chad

When a person first joins the army and becomes annoyingly obsessed with the army, stupid tattoos, and themselves
"_____ came home from basic and changed all his social media names to their job, got a whole bunch of random ass tats, and is just annoying about everything... Full blown army chad
by Athetruth92 January 3, 2015
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Omg army!

ARMYs, Korean boy band BTS’s fandom name, being spotted on social media, frequently on YouTube.
Ariastansbts: I love pizza.
Kpop4eva: OMG ARMY!
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French Army

Material for some quite successful and amusing jokes
"How many French soldiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ten. Ten French soldiers to surrender to the lightbulb one American to come in and do it for them."

Hear about the new French army tanks? Two gears: Stop and reverse.

A French captain got the honor of talking to a British captain and asked "why do you wear red coats?" The British captain responded "It's to raise morale by keeping our men from seeing us bleed." The French captain says "What a novel idea. From now on, all French captains will wear yellow pants!"
by Trekker 42 November 21, 2009
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Army Of Darkness

The Act of railing your girl from behind and on the signal of the Howard Dean scream a dozen black guys bust out of your closet and run the train on the unsuspecting girl
Matt: i think courtney is going to break up with me.
Steve: oh ya whys that?
Matt: I did the Army of Darkness and she has spoken to me in days.
by Stephen Thomas and Nick Stram January 11, 2009
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abercrombie army

Kids dressed in faux-worn preppy clothes giving the appearance that the clothes are old. Group of kids in Land Rovers and Passats at Phish, Lotus or String Cheese shows. Associated with cutters, white hats and trustafarians
I just got a tic kicked down from some abercrombie army punks.
by flowfeel.com March 14, 2005
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I'm an ARMY but

Words used by multis, fake ARMYs, and apologists to guilt trip real ARMYs (most especially new ARMYs who are prone to fake news).

Often used by multis to throw BTS under the bus so their other group can get more attention or to support their other group.
ARMY : Omg, time for us to vote for BTS because they deserve
"ARMY" : I'm an ARMY but I think other groups deserves it more! Vote for these other groups instead.
by Pepper875 October 21, 2019
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