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Aaron by Steamin1 January 20, 2017
noun: a person who masturbates and then proceeds to ejaculate on the communal couch in your suite's living room.

verb: to masturbate and then ejaculate on a shared couch without the consent of the other couch-owners.
1. Oh man, last night I got so hot I just Aaron'd. I couldn't help myself.

2. Dude, don't be an Aaron, that's disgusting. I'll tell everyone I know and they'll tell everyone they know and soon your reputation will be ruined.
Aaron by johnny_quest December 14, 2010
Aaron is a wild creature which makes one vital noise "*grunt*"
Person 1: Hey, is that Aaron
Aaron: (looks them in the eyes) *grunt*
Aaron by DarthPaulGames July 20, 2016
Has a little dick, can't even keep a girl he is chill at times but is self conscious, aaron is a type of guy that is annoying but livable. Half the time he is depressed but acts like he's not and can get a heart broken easily
Girl 1: did you invite aaron to the party

Girl 2: no are you crazy
Aaron by PhQuill June 8, 2017
Your a weaboo Aaron
AaRon by mememememememmes March 25, 2017
Has a enormous penis ,fit , kinky, hornet and has no friends
Aaron is great in bed but a really bad friend
Aaron by Horny dude September 4, 2017