Luke

He's a fat ass who cannot get his own food for himself. He will ask for burger King and McDonald's. He also is stupid and ugly

Hey, have you seen Luke before, he's so fat

by Hypex Power March 20, 2019

Luke

A blond hair kid, chubby and short. He is very smart and will probably be a billionaire when he grows up. He eats a little too much and will do anything for food, especially cheeseburgers or donuts.

“Who’s that shoving all the muffins and donuts in their mouth?”
“That has to be a Luke “

by Jfdghdg December 26, 2019

Luke

a person who strictly eats ass

Wow, I wonder where luke is? Probably eating ass.

by myfathispanicass April 2, 2020

Luke

A man who's good a Clash Royale but nothing else. He has really bad writing and really long hair. When he cuts his hair he looks so different you don't recognize him. He generally has blond hair and blue eyes.

Wow Luke, how do you read your writing?

by abc123987zxy July 15, 2017

Luke

Keeps a lot of secrets

Is he being a luke?

by Haha ya boi July 30, 2018

Luke

A ginger kid who likes to watch fake taxi videos (Prefers Dog Fake Taxi). Has a 2 inch willy and uses it on men and sometimes female horses (especially horse collpys one.)Is a mad man at Minecraft and knows it is very dangerous to mine at night. He can be described as Ed Sheehan’s deformed son or as most people say a hotter version of Ron Weasley.A Luke’s hobbies include Minecraft, Minecraft irl and most famously having cosplay intercoarse in a villager suit.

Woah this guy got into Stampys love garden for dressing up as Stampy while having sexual intercoarse with a horse who picked him up in a taxi

That was probably a Luke

by BigWillyBill February 19, 2019

Luke

A no friend taki eating loser. Just kidding. Luke is a quiet friend that only opens up to around 3 to 2 people. But when he does boy is he talkative and loud. Obsessed with fortnite and his dog.

“Luke is a taki eating no friend loser”

by Tina: respect April 13, 2021