Turkish Honey Jar

Widely practiced in Turkey-When a combination of bodily fluids (urine, semen, saliva, blood, mucus, tears, pus, and feces) is mixed in a honey jar, only to be dumped in a partners anus or mouth during intercourse, only to be violently shook around inside the mouth or anus, then spat back onto the partner.(does not have the same effect with gay sex due to gay sex being not okay), (works fine with lesbian sex though)

“Son, why does your breath smell so foul?” “Shit got wild last night and I decided to give my girlfriend the Turkish Honey Jar, Mom!”

by JamesMattiasMcCDrPr69 December 21, 2018

Jar your agates

Heard in the 1950's in Cleveland Ohio. Means to upset someone. AKA bust your balls.

I don't want to jar your agates. This really jars my agates.

by Clevelandgirl March 15, 2017

pickle jar complex

The male need to be manly and 'do it himself'. Not always a pickle jar.

Fred: damn, this door is stuck.

Lisa: let me try.

Fred: no, I got it.

(door slams into his face)

Lisa: should have let me. The pickle jar complex always backfires.

by Xina Serene February 05, 2012

Pickle Jar Hero

The person that every man wants to be. Every man fights over the opportunity. They are the one who opens the pickle Jar when no one else can.

Person 1: Why is Larry so happy today?
Person 2: He opened the pickle jar yesterday and became the pickle jar hero.

by Ijustateyourmomscoochie March 26, 2020

Value Jam Jar

When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.

I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.

by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 21, 2016

bean jar sex

one way to keep track of love making.

When we have sex my girl puts one bean into a jar. The jar is called bean jar sex.
( most jars = 1,000 beans ) It takes about 3 ker jars to make one baby!!!

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 21, 2007

Vart Jarring Elves

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.

I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.

by Tammy McShammerson May 01, 2010