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Kevin

A roblox gamer who wants to make friends, but when he tries to it makes him seem creepy as hell.

He tries making friends by re-watching their twitch livestreams, giving them large amounts of money that people don’t feel comfortable accepting and tells them they share a special spiritual connection. He tries bonding with people by calling them “dUdE” in a very disturbing way, and asking them to do his homework as if they’ve been BeSt FrieNdS for years.

When he has a crush on someone he makes their name his signature, enjoys staring at them from behind a van and offers them a massage at his moms workplace.

But he CAN be nice though.
(1): "I think Kevin is trying to be friends with me?! It scares the hell out of me"
(2): "Oh no, he tried to be friends with me too, I sent my autistic brother to him and he never came back :)"
by Autistic ginger April 8, 2020
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Straight up awkward. But awkward in a way that he is aware of, and is okay with you making fun of him. You end up bonding and being such good friends because of how charming his awkward/goofy personality is. Usually athletic, dumb friend who works at mcdonalds. Has a silly voice, and is kind of cute.
Kevin.. what a guy.
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
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is amazing at pillow fights, unable to watch the light.
Kevin! Kevin watch the light!
by Im still getting milk April 21, 2020
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A Kevin is a strange creature he tends to be both extremely right wing at the same time as being extremely left wing. A Kevin is the type of guy to make his wife stay in a trailer park while he sits in his family mansion drinking and eating to his hearts content.
That guy is a right twat, he must be called Kevin.
by Toothpaste worshiper November 9, 2020
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Kevin is the type of guy that never cares about what others think about him. He loves to be funny and he is a really good person to talk to if you are upset.
Kevin really helped me feel great about myself and I love how funny he is.
by Scarlett Lakes November 11, 2020
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A Kevin is a kind person and he loves to cuddle . He will do anything he is told , he is a cute simp but not what you call hot . He loves to talk and loves to hang out with you. You should never doubt a Kevin he is a sweet guy you should never loss him.
by Thewildkitty November 16, 2020
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This guy is such a Kevin..
by Kharoot May 4, 2020
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