jizz holes

Two holes on the lower back of bitches and hoes that are spaced between 6.9 cm to 6.9 in
Dude i totally jizzed on my girlfriends jizz holes and i over filled them
by roberto rivera November 07, 2006
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jizz windows

Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.
Jeremy Enkstew has red jizz windows.
by R. Tran December 02, 2006
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jizz bomb

A big wad of jizz or cum a man lets go while he is having an orgasm. :)
Man, i just jizz bombed on thats sluts face!
by Jewish slut January 07, 2003
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jizz gobbler

One who engages in the act or practice of ingesting semen in a rapid or enthusiastic manner.
That Tiffany is quite the jizz gobbler.
by Unleashed52 August 24, 2008
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Jizz of Death

When a girl becomes obsessed with a guy because of his Jizz
Dude 1: Yo Greg, Why is Rachel obsessed with you?
Greg: Fucking Jizz of Death
by The Cheez Master December 03, 2009
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jizz shark

A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.
Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark
by Cream fish December 02, 2015
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Jizz Pants

That pair of old scraggy jogging/pyjama bottoms that u wear around the house day in day out when you're doing generally fuck all but get round to washing about once every 6 months.
shitbag! Where's my jizz pants? I can't make my cornflakes without my JIZZ PANTS!
by shamnebeedick August 19, 2009
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