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A Jason is a total bookworm . He is overweight and has nothing to do except to read his long ass books. He loves books so much, he will eat the shit out of them!
Mary: Is that Jason over there?
Scott : Fuck, it is!
Mary: hide before he eats you and your books!
by Minecraft Master June 3, 2018
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John: Hey Jason!
Jason: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
by Techxual December 28, 2017
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Typically a 40 year old man who will start a scene watching football at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. He will also get drunk at the restaurant for Drinking too much Bud Light. Most Jasons are Irish descent and are New England Patroit fans or Green Bay Packers fans.
"Honey! Stop acting Like a Jason!"
by 69disan69dat January 10, 2021
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Unreliable. Cares about nothing but himself. He is so disorganized everyone hates him. He cares about you though and he loves you.
Jason is so disorganized!!
by Kenzie34 May 28, 2018
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Being a Jason. Very similar to a Karen but they lost their shit more if you call them one. They also like to be mean to Karen’s.
Seriously bro stop being such a Jason.
by Soya555 February 9, 2021
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A backstabbing jerk you should never be with sure they can be super funny and nice but their bad traits override their good traits I feel bad for anyone who dates a jason because you will regreat it
Have you seen jason he’s so hot I wanna date him

Don’t he’s a prude ass bitch
by Jzsigfofjv November 30, 2019
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when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it
OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!
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