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December 23

It’s national bully your tall friend day

Go have fun short people and Mess with your tall friends!!!DISCLAIMER ONLY ON THIS DATE
Short Person:Guess What

Tall Person:Wut?

Short Person:It’s December 23
Tall Person:-runs-
by Hannah Garsol December 22, 2019
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January 23

National Jorongo/Sarape day

Today is the day you wear your Jorongo to school/work. A jorongo is a Mexican poncho.
Guy 1: Why are you wearing that?
Guy 2: Don’t you know? Today is January 23
by Arriba las Chivas January 23, 2020
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January 23

These people born on this day is amazing, special and you never want to lose them
The people born on January 23 are legendary.
by Malory Thomas October 16, 2020
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March 23

Alexa today is eat ass day let me eat that shi it March 23
by Jaydenisugly March 21, 2023
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March 23

National munch day. If you are born on march 23rd, you are a munch. The munchiest of munches.
If you were born on march 23rd, your girl must be happy.
by Landez0219 March 23, 2023
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23:20

Another name for a whore or someone who engages in slutty behavior.
Referencing to the passage of the Bible in the book of Ezekiel 23:20-21 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
Have you heard what people are saying about Megan?
Yeah, I heard she’s a real 23:20… she’s slept with like 8 guys in 2 months!
by Cummy26 August 11, 2023
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October 23

National lick your curtains day!

Go up to a curtain and lick it!
Guy: go on, go lick the curtains, its October 23!
Other guy: ugh, fine.
by Yummy curtains October 22, 2019
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