Guy 1- “Yeah I got Straight armed today.”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”
by raptorjack180 August 29, 2020

Katie Holmes, Bar Refaeli, any chick with a pack of dudes
EXAMPLE 1:
Jim: Hey, look at that hot chick riding in the back of that sausage wagon!
Tony: Yeah, that's their straight cred.
EXAMPLE 2:
Dax begrudgingly brought his girlfriend with him to the lake as straight cred. He knew what a bunch of dudes in a giant boat shaped like a penis would look like to onlookers.
EXAMPLE 1:
Jim: Hey, look at that hot chick riding in the back of that sausage wagon!
Tony: Yeah, that's their straight cred.
EXAMPLE 2:
Dax begrudgingly brought his girlfriend with him to the lake as straight cred. He knew what a bunch of dudes in a giant boat shaped like a penis would look like to onlookers.
by Skeeball March 30, 2011

Person 1: wassup man
Person 2: nothing
Person 1: Did you fuck with my ex gf?
Person 1: Be straight with me bro!
Person 2: yeah bro, I did. She was begging me. I’m sorry bro!
Person 2: nothing
Person 1: Did you fuck with my ex gf?
Person 1: Be straight with me bro!
Person 2: yeah bro, I did. She was begging me. I’m sorry bro!
by Icy cash December 22, 2018

Non-Redditor: Did you see that video that the Straight TikToker made?
Redditor: Such a person doesn't exist
Redditor: Such a person doesn't exist
by IAmALegend19 June 4, 2020

The Straight Cloud is a running inside joke among Gen Z. If you have not seen the Straight Cloud, then this implies you are a homosexual.
by shojio April 14, 2021

an umbrella term for people who are “nearly straight”
eg: man who is attracted to women AND non-binary people
eg: man who is attracted to women AND non-binary people
by Dleffu January 2, 2022

To urinate in a shower, while its running or not, directly into the drain without any splashage or spillage onto the rest of the shower basin/tub and/or shower walls.
Being concerned over the health and safety of his roommates, B-Rad decided to straight-drain instead of go free willy.
Matthew was too drunk to perform a straight-drain so we made him go outside.
Matthew was too drunk to perform a straight-drain so we made him go outside.
by dferbs November 30, 2011
