Guy 1-That asshole came as an asshole yesterday, and he's gonna come as one today and tomorrow isn't he?
Guy 2-Fuck that faggot, he's never gonna quit being a cocksucker!
Guy 2-Fuck that faggot, he's never gonna quit being a cocksucker!
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
Get the Assholemug. A person who can be a straight up dick, an annoying fuck and a jackass in that key combination. But! Certain assholes, the funny assholes/nice assholes are usually cocky, outgoing, annoying, and very smartass causing a laughing stock in any room, chat, and classroom.
Funny Asshole
Beeby: "Dude, my ass looks good in these shorts. Ya think?"
Triss: "..." *pause of silence* "What ass?" *bursts out into laughter*
Asshole
Beeby: "Well what do you think of my ass in these shorts."
Triss: "They're ok. I don't really fuckin care." *gives careless shrug*
Beeby: "Dude, my ass looks good in these shorts. Ya think?"
Triss: "..." *pause of silence* "What ass?" *bursts out into laughter*
Asshole
Beeby: "Well what do you think of my ass in these shorts."
Triss: "They're ok. I don't really fuckin care." *gives careless shrug*
by Dragoness Of Heart December 31, 2017
Get the Assholemug. A person who is racist, sexist, homophobic, and/or ableist.
If a white person says the N word, they're a fucking asshole.
If a cishet person uses the F slur, they're a fucking asshole.
If you use the R slur or use the word "autistic" as an insult, you're a fucking asshole.
However, if you do any of that, don't worry. You can leave your asshole like ways behind by educating yourself, being kinder, listening to minorities, and apologising to everyone you've hurt. Just don't stay an asshole.
If a white person says the N word, they're a fucking asshole.
If a cishet person uses the F slur, they're a fucking asshole.
If you use the R slur or use the word "autistic" as an insult, you're a fucking asshole.
However, if you do any of that, don't worry. You can leave your asshole like ways behind by educating yourself, being kinder, listening to minorities, and apologising to everyone you've hurt. Just don't stay an asshole.
Edgy memer: Lol look at that r*t*rd*d n*gg*r.
Normal person: Dude, stop that. Seriously, you're being an asshole!
Normal person: Dude, stop that. Seriously, you're being an asshole!
by CanIJustMakeADefinitionAlready December 28, 2018
Get the Assholemug. Look at that oblivious Asshole. He doesn't have the slightest clue how offensive he really is! Smfh!
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by cheapsoot November 17, 2017
Get the Assholemug. ASSHOLE
My brother is such an asshole. A few years ago he informed me that he didn't want or need me in his life.
by ANDROID September 23, 2016
Get the assholemug.