"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".
by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015
Get the cancer of the junkmug. The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.
by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010
Get the phone cancermug. Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people
by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015
Get the cancer soupmug. A person who loves memes, he makes some of the best memes at there. With millions of views (not really) he is the best in the world!
by Some dude who is asleep November 6, 2018
Get the toucher of cancermug. by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023
Get the human cancermug. by Factslmao December 6, 2020
Get the cancer risingmug. The state in which an individual may find them self if the morning sun is rising, and the individual has not yet gone to sleep.
by Jabrawni August 4, 2010
Get the Morning Cancermug.