Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 27, 2018

SMIRT goal

Specific
Measureable
Impossible
Relevant
Time- bound

That sounds like a SMIRT goal rather than a SMART one

by CWimby March 01, 2023

Goal Model

Someone older than you, living their best life unashamedly.

Did you see Nanna Maureen? She was so drunk at the wedding that her and Doris popped out and went to the hotel gym to have a play on the rowing machine!

That woman is my Goal Model!

by Oogaflugen August 08, 2020

best friend goals

avery & hailey

avery and hailey are best friend goals.

by karen.123_ December 27, 2019

Best Friend goals

Sarah Guardiola and Adria Paredes 🤠from Texas aka YEE YEE land

Omg Sarah and Adria are best friend goals

by @sarah_is_bleh March 11, 2019

Best friend goals

Mya and jorja

Mya and jorja are best friend goals

by Menamouska November 20, 2018

What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw March 16, 2016