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ZOOMorial Service

A contingency online funerary requiem forced by COVID social gathering restrictions.
I'm so sorry to hear about your brother.
Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.
by YAWA January 28, 2021
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Zoomers

These zoomers are showing talent at a much younger age.
by Adq November 5, 2017
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Ziomara

Ziomara,originally spelled "Xiomara",is a talented girl. She is very pretty,hyper,sweet,and kind. She will try to bring a smile when she sees a friend down.

She is a very lonely,sad girl though. She hides it so nobody bothers her because of her problems (being bullied and harassed). She tried committing suicide twice but someone stopped her plan.
There's this one guy that she looks up to,that guy may be lucky enough to have her in his life. She's been loving him for years. She is shy,quiet,and confused around him. She tries everything to make him notice her and she always catches him looking at her and quickly looks away and sometimes she finds him being shy around her,but who knows because they are truly best friends. She trusts him enough to share her problems with.
But this is a story of a Ziomara I know,a person who loves one another. A person who is pretty,talented,hyper,sweet,and kind.
"Wow,who's that very pretty girl!"
"Oh her? That's Ziomara,she's a very good friend to people."
by UNKNOWNRAINBOWOREO November 15, 2013
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Zoomer Denial

When a member of Generation Z or a "Zoomer" denies that the fourth industrial revolution is happening.
Bob: Griffin told me that he thinks Ethereum is a ponzi scheme. I'm worried about him.
Alice: He just doesn't understand blockchain technology. He's deep in zoomer denial right now. Hopefully he snaps out of it before it's too late.
by EvilIndustryInc April 3, 2021
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Zoomage

The magnification of how much of a percentage of something is zoomed in.
-"What's your zoomage on the pdf?"
-"I'm on a zoomage of 175%. I can see it way easier now."
by Xx_ClownBabi3_xX November 14, 2018
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Zoomergency

Zoomergency: That moment in time, usually approximately five minutes before your meeting, that you realize you have a Zoom meeting and you're still in your pajamas and have bed head.
YIKES, Zoomergency!! I have a Zoom meeting with my boss, Miriam, in five minutes and my hair is a mess.

What's wrong with Mariam, she just ran out of here like a maniac. She was salty. It must be a Zoomergency, did you see her hair?

I just got back from a Zoomergency. I forgot all about my 9am meeting with Smexy.
by Del Ritchie October 29, 2020
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ZooPark Bloods

A notorious gang hailing out of south Atlanta's Hill Street, aka Summer Hill. The area nicknamed as ZooPark has many gangs one of which is the ZooPark ABG set. Anything under the definition of Rackettering is something they do to make money.

Yo Gotti, Future, Migos & more mwntion them in songs

South side / East side PinkCity, Old Fourth Ward, Stone Mountain Decatur, MechanicsVille, Panthersville, Flat Shoals, Gresham, Five Forks Cascade Road, Boggs Road, Mountain Industrial, Jimmy Carter, Sugarloaf, Oakland, PLEASANT HILL, Adamsville, Highway 20;85;285;78;. And as east as east goes.
Hey bruh bruh them ZooPark Bloods finna pack out the city its finna be lit

Man you know im crippin6s

*Silence......*

"ZOOOOOO!" 32 consecutive shots ring out from a Glock.

So yea i was saying the citys finna be lit with them ZooPark Bloods even them niggas bangin 4s fuck witem. Them 6s stay snitchen
by Travis lakely January 1, 2022
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