"I'm going to do the biggest, loudest, wettest raspbelly you've ever had!"
"You mean a zerbert?"
"No, I mean a raspbelly!"
"You mean a zerbert?"
"No, I mean a raspbelly!"
by Perito Quastenberg April 5, 2010
Get the zerbert mug.A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.
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Get the Di-tonal Monk Tit Zerbert mug.by Cliff Burton December 11, 2006
Get the zerber mug.to be considerably drunk, stoned, or broken. also, when someone's eyes are zerked, they are exrtemely blood red and it is obvious they are under the influence.
by indiana Kay November 21, 2007
Get the zerked mug.This modern name is for introverted boys. They may seem shy at first glance, but they are super cute and caring. They will often melt your heart but sudden kindness. Though, it will take a long time to trust you. This is also Dutch for without doubt, and they are stubborn too!
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Get the Zeker mug.Of, or pertaining to, a person of quite, calm, meditative, reflecive, or comatose composure; acting as such during all times of the day and night, except when playing music, or after having eaten a truck-load of sugar.
"Rick is being such a Peter Zerkel today! Normally he's louder than the entire band playing Fireworks. Dude. Whoa."
by Elmo August 10, 2004
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