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zealot

1. One who is overly religous, usually to an extreme.

2. An epic StarCraft unit that uses psionic blades and psi shields
The religous zealots burned down the old strip bar.

The zealots ripped ripped down the old barracks.
by Zomby_Woof January 30, 2005
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New Zealand

New Zealand, right next door to Australia.

100% New Zealand, 100% Natural Resources, 100% Pure Energy Supplies, 0% Air Force, 0% Infantry, 0% Navy.
100% There for the taking. 100% Too Easy. 100% Ours!
- The Gruen Transfer.

Side note.
Bloody New Zealand, think you're so great because you've got one fat director! I'm sick of reading definitions that don't pay you Kiwi bastards the utter lack of respect you deserve. What's with the definition of no Australian's hating NZ? I hate them so much. One good thing besides being part of ANZAC... creating trench warfare. That's it.
1. Australian Gov: Yeah that's a great idea Sean, New Zealand's a great place.. to put all our dickheads.

2. Australian Gov: C'mon, let's invade before the American do.
by JoeBlack47 September 2, 2009
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new zealand

country voted to have the least sexy accent in the world. the men's voices sound as if their voice box has been pushed to the back of their neck.

the people of new zealand get upset easily. they will often try to start fights, especially with australians who just laugh and wonder why new zealanders get so angry.

the reason new zealanders get angry is because it is a matriachal society and women are hypnotised by a small group of women to never have sex. the reason for this is power of course, but it has nasty side effects - everyone knows that a man who doesn't get any, is irritable and tries to pick fights with their neighbours.

the only men that do get sex, are the sons of the abovementioned small group of women, and they are fucked by their mothers from a young age. these guys are extremely proud as you can see from a lot of the posts here. just walk the streets of a new zealand city any time and you'll know what i mean.
australian tourist in new zealand: excuse me, sorry to bother you. do you have the time?

new zealander: the time? what the fuck did you say to me? new zealand would waste australia.

tourist: *sigh*
by Jed Sanders February 5, 2008
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New Zealand

a small hole of an island lying of Australia. Infested with sheep and other vermin.
New Zealand is a perfect sight for Atomic Weapons testing
by aussyboy November 13, 2009
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New Zealand Gorilla

The New Zealand Gorilla is a relatively unknown sex practice first established by sheepshearers in the country of New Zealand. It origanted from an event where one sheepshearer had sexual intercourse with a woman who was blessed with very distinctive pubic hair. He decided to shave the pubes like he was used to do it with the sheep's wool day by day. He eventually ejecualted on the woman's breasts and decided to throw the shaven hair on the sticky breast, which made it look similar to that of a Gorilla. The sex practice is especially popular in New Zealand but has found it's way to the european continent due to the globalisation.
Becky: "Hey Lisa, whats wrong with your breasts? They are hairy as fuck, are you taking testosterone or are any of your ancestors primates?"

Lisa: "Oh no, what a mess. Of course I'm not taking Steroids, I slept with Raphael the other night and he pulled off the New Zealand Gorilla on me. What an asshole!"
by Roland_Enterich May 15, 2013
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BrewBrew-Zela

A new drinking game inspired by the recent World Cup. The game begins with several contestants. The competitors have to chug a beer using a Vuvuzela as a funnel. The drink can be poured in from the beginning or poured in by a partner as the chug is taking place. The first person to successfully chug the beer and blow the horn is victorious.
*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (The sound of a successful BrewBrew-Zela)
by DasYeti July 11, 2010
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Santhosh Zeals

The True Janasainik & Ardent Follower of Janasenani PawanKalyan Garu, like Hanuma to Rama
Santhosh Zeals
by Maheshbabufan May 12, 2021
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