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Zamboni Bitty 

skanky ass ugly girls (usually, but not only from walkers) that come to the hockey games in skirts even though it's fucking cold, hoping to spread their legs and get ass, but they never get any cause they're ugly.
Mel from Westover#1 Zamboni bittty...the list continues with Westover and Walkers girls
AOF guy 1: Hey whats the temperature in the rink?
AOF guy 2: IDK 45 degrees
AOF guy 1: hahah Check out the fugly Zamboni Bitty from Walkers in her skirt and Uggs
AOF guy 2: Wat a dumb ass
AOF guy 1: I bet i can make her suck my dick...
Zamboni Bitty by LaChicaBonita December 7, 2005
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zamboni driver 

caucasion female enjoying canadians redefined for pleasure and dating.

Zamboni Man 

If you don't behave, the Zamboni Man will come and take you.
Zamboni Man by Frankenstein June 11, 2005

Zamboni Finish 

When plan A, and plan B fails, you put the crevice attachment on an Orek XL vacuum, and use it to extract the creampie from her womb. For added entertainment, you have to feed her the leftovers from the vacuum bag with a rusty spoon while running the vacuum over her feet.
I went all caveman on a googly fish eyed troglodyte tonight! I knocked her out, and then knocked her up... I should bust out the Zamboni Finish on that smelly hooker pirate before she wakes up!

Zamboni bullshit 

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…
Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.

Road Zamboni

Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.
Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!
Road Zamboni by jeffermac August 10, 2019

ride the zamboni 

Having relations with a small Italian gentleman.
First we are going to eat meatballs and then I hope to ride the zamboni.
ride the zamboni by wargy2 January 30, 2014