broke your balls

1.The act of a cockblock in progress.

2.When a man is busy doing something that may take some time, and gets kicked/hit in the balls to impede all progress.

3.When the male testicals are shattered.
1. WEE WOO WEE WOO this is officer dickus of the cockblock police. we have a 1014 cockblock in progress.

2. Cody was trying to pull a prank when Brian fucking shattered his sack, preventing him by falling through with the trick.

3. Cody got his balls glued on to the sander and then i turned it on while he was still trying to get it off.

broke your balls
by Humoungous Dickus May 22, 2008
mugGet the broke your ballsmug.

your balls are flapping

1. A fruitless course of action.
2. The inevitable conclusion to a religous or political debate inside the smittyverse.

see: talkin out the side'o yah neck
Source: ph3arbear
"...So he was all like d00d mormons totally kickass, you are such a fuckin nazi, and i was like d00d, stfu your balls are flapping.."
by OPi3 March 3, 2004
mugGet the your balls are flappingmug.

Jock Your Balls

verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with "Licking Your Balls".
Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."

Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."

Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"
by MorningGordon July 24, 2006
mugGet the Jock Your Ballsmug.

Playing With Your Balls

I was just kidding, or I was just playing. Used only for people who have balls to be, jokingly, played with.
Guy 1: Yo why are you making fun of me 😢
Guy 2: Dw I'm just playing with your balls
by miller_athma December 27, 2021
mugGet the Playing With Your Ballsmug.

Pissing on your balls

To waste someone's time.
"What is this guy pissing on his balls? The light's been green forever."

"I need you to stop pissing on your balls and get that report in."
by Balls O'Penisly February 19, 2012
mugGet the Pissing on your ballsmug.

get your balls up

To overcome your fear, to act despite your fright and show some confidence by being a man.
When you are scared to walk over to that pretty girl your friend tells you to get your balls up.
by natralman December 14, 2008
mugGet the get your balls upmug.

give your balls a tug

A: I think I have a chance with Rachel.

B: Rachel? She's way out of your league, give your balls a tug.
by Mako like the Shark May 19, 2019
mugGet the give your balls a tugmug.

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