handle your shit

to take care of all the shit no one else wants to do for you

Guy: Man, i'd love to go buy this sweet fuckin' guitar, but i don't have the money!

Guys friend: Well how about you go get a job and handle your shit!

by theblob94 October 31, 2010

flipping your shit

A) when one goes apeshit crazy
B) being extremely angry
C) having a mild nervous breakdown

I was flipping my shit the other night after what happened!

by FeckinBitch May 13, 2005

rock your shit

a threat (usually) to beat someone at something

in videogames:

"i will absolutely rock your shit"

by 3_5h4 February 17, 2021

Calm your shit

When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to calm their shit. This can also be used to describe redundancy. Basically, someone is being annoying, a spaz, weird, or just plain being a dbag, you may use this phrase.

A kid crosses the street when the no walk sign was flashing and a car almost hits him.

Dumbass kid: WTF? That fucker almost hit me!
Bystander: Calm your shit! You shouldn't have been in the road!

by AlexandriaC February 11, 2009

get your shit pushed in

Phrase commonly used in prison meaning for a male to get raped or fucked up the ass by another male.

Hey you... Ever get your shit pushed in?

by -garrity- January 11, 2010

jack your shit

to steal someone else's goods, take a five-finger discount, or otherwise rob someone of their possessions.

If you don't pay back the money you owe, I'm going to jack your shit!

by the_rotten1 December 28, 2011

Quit your shit

(phrase) Often used to end a conversation; or as an attempt to suppress the stupidity of your friends, during or after their newest escapade.

Ex 1.
Johnathan: So can I get your number?
Bethany: Excuse me, do I know you?
Johnathan: Not as well as I'd like to know you. Hey baby, did you fall from-
Bethany: Quit your shit. (walks away)

Ex 2.
(You're at the mall, hanging out with your friends, and a couple start trying to get free gumballs from the vending machine.)

You: Y'all seriously need to quit your shit before you get caught.

by Kiete5 November 13, 2009