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rip off your head and shit down your windpipe

An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."
1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!

2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."

3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
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go boil your head

An insult, roughly equivalent to get lost or in some cases go fuck yourself. As far as I can tell, it is mainly used in Britain.

variation exists: Awa' an' bile yer heid! (Scottish)

The origins of this phrase are as follows, from http://www.phrases.org.uk:

"This relates to the fact that in South Pacific societies cooked food was 'noa' or the opposite of tapu (tapu is loosely translated as sacred though it has a deeper meaning than that). The head was considered the most sacred part of the body and one doesn't usually pat children on the head, or stroke a person's hair. An exhortation to turn your head into cooked food was regarded as the greatest possible insult."

Weird stuff.
Oh, go boil your head, you fermented bastard.
by NeNay July 16, 2008
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SMH your head

Usually used to shake a head for someone
Person #1: can you please stop saying "SMH my head" there is no need
Person #2: SMH your head
by dc767 December 26, 2020
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How's your head

Elvira said it first, and then rupaul said it to miss Fame on rupauls drag race season seven. It took miss Fame quite a while to understand this joke, which is now iconic in the drag race community.
Rupaul: How's your head?
Miss Fame: Fine
*When she finally gets the joke*
Rupual: How's your head?
Miss Fame: Hasn't had any complaints!
by T_m_c_b September 17, 2017
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Pull your head out of your ass and start doing something about obvious problems you are responsible for, you ingrate!
by krg August 25, 2007
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soak your head

Old slang used to tell somebody they have no idea what they are talking about.
by kurty2433 February 15, 2012
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Bumped your head

You thought wrong

(Very common in the California Prison System, & on the streets)
John can you loan me some money

You bumped your head, no way am I going to loan you any money.
by Kconnor56 July 1, 2010
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