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How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the showSouth Park
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

Would You Stick

A commonly asked question from one homie to another when an attractive woman walks by. Another way of asking, would you have sex with that girly?
Person 1. Look at that bitches ass son, Would You Stick?
Person 2. I Would Stick!
Would You Stick by paulg08 August 21, 2008

would you kindly

mind control word from teh popular game Bioshock.
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.

would you kindly 1up this?
after the first 15 times of atlas saying would you kindly
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.

*later in the game*

SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!
would you kindly by BE_PREPARED! October 5, 2007

would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.
Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

would you like one of my kidneys with that? 

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

Would You? 

A question, usually asked by men, that refers to inquiring of your desire to have sexual intercourse with a female.
Would You? by Jacob W. April 9, 2004