yardeno

also known as "you already know"
it is a shorter way to say "you already know"

invented by The Universal Uncle

Eric: yooooo that test was so ezzzz
Alex: yea man, you gonna get a 100?
Eric: yardeno
Alex: yardeno man

by yardeno May 14, 2019

yardturding

Slang for the highly immature but gratifying act of taking a steaming dump into the front yard of an unruly and annoying neighbor.

Yup, last night we masked-up and went yardturding, making 3 pitstops to hit all the neighbors who surround our previously nearly idyllic little slice of the world.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.

Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!

by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011

yardy know

Short form of "you already know"

Person 1: Yoo whats good?
Person 2: Yoo I'm good what about you?
Person 1: Yoo im chilling but yardy know what's good at my place friday night????

by DJSWAGGIE December 15, 2015

Yard Dandruff

Yard Dandruff is the grass clippings, leaves, pods, seeds and other materials that get stuck to your dog's fur and then are deposited all over your house. The condition is worst in the Spring and Fall.

"What is all that crap all over the couch? It hurts to sit there."

"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."

by PsychoPuppyDad May 26, 2014

yarderz

Yarderz is a very random word that can be used at any moment of a conversation. often the people who uses this word is thought to be annoying or cringy. The word can be used to annoy people at an extreme level. If a group of people say this word out loud it is considered to be a curse or a swear word. The word can be used to make fun of peoples name. e.g. jefferey into jeffereyarderz.

Jeff: good morning, how are you
Bob: oh hey Yarderz, i am very Yarderz thank you

by wuefguywgfugw November 14, 2018

20-yard hero

A person who waits until he is a safe distance from nightclub doorstaff, bouncers or other security personnel before launching a volley of often personal abuse and claiming he could take them all on and win when in reality said person would get destroyed. The safe distance of 20 yards is sufficient to ensure a getaway can be made without fear of reprisal as a chase often ensues afterwards.

Kev was refused entry to the club last night, he was seriously pissed off about it and gave them a good kicking.

No way dude, I heard he got owned and then started mouthing off at them after he'd run away, he's just a 20-yard hero pussy.

by toot09 April 9, 2011