Actually originating in the piedmont of North Carolina, the Irish Wristwatch occurs during anal intercourse. The male, lying on his back, is mounted by the female; she rotates (preferably clockwise) while drinking a bottle of Irish Cream, whether it is Bailey's, O'Mara's, etc.
by TMinc January 22, 2010
Sexual act performed by inserting a potato into an orifice (generally a vagina) and twisting your wrist as though you were checking the time on a watch.
Potato used in place of a dildo.
This act typically follows or accompanies copious amounts of drinking, usually whiskey or beer but also mixed drinks - such as Irish carbombs.
Potato used in place of a dildo.
This act typically follows or accompanies copious amounts of drinking, usually whiskey or beer but also mixed drinks - such as Irish carbombs.
by Light1980 October 02, 2009
(noun.)
An alcoholic drink consisting of Jameson Irish Whiskey mixed with a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream. Also known as a Perverted Irishman.
Altered original recipe to contain 90% Jameson, and 10% Bailey's as opposed to 50%-50%, respectively.
Named after an English-language tongue twister.
Note: Both ingredients can be substituted for any brand of respective whiskey and cream of Irish origin, obviously.
An alcoholic drink consisting of Jameson Irish Whiskey mixed with a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream. Also known as a Perverted Irishman.
Altered original recipe to contain 90% Jameson, and 10% Bailey's as opposed to 50%-50%, respectively.
Named after an English-language tongue twister.
Note: Both ingredients can be substituted for any brand of respective whiskey and cream of Irish origin, obviously.
"Bartender, Irish Wristwatch, please."
"A, what?"
"Perverted Irishman, turn up the Jameson."
"A little further explanation."
"Chilled Jameson, splash of Bailey's."
"A, what?"
"Perverted Irishman, turn up the Jameson."
"A little further explanation."
"Chilled Jameson, splash of Bailey's."
by Velko August 19, 2013
Southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.
Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?
Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!
Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!
by gottaclue October 15, 2004
When you are sitting at a table eating with some boring friends, you pull your balls out of the side of your shorts, put your wrist on your thigh, put your balls on top of your wrist, and say to your friends "hey, have you seen my new wristwatch?" Your friends then look and see your balls on your wrist.
by Stagmen November 30, 2016
the process in wrapping your dick around your wrist and showing your friend, and thus getting to punch said friend. Derived from the movie Waiting.
"yo check this out"
"aww gross you totally got me with your silk wristwatch"
punch friend
"fuck you dude"
"aww gross you totally got me with your silk wristwatch"
punch friend
"fuck you dude"
by Harry Lana March 31, 2012
A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.
"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"
by 11Chicago March 07, 2025