Wrencher

A penis that when erect, goes straight up against the persons body as if it has been "wrenched" up.

Ryan has to be careful not to cum on himself due to his wrencher.

by Gioni October 5, 2006

Monkey Wrench

Fool, gullible person. See Tool.

Quit being such a monkey wrench, Vellius. Chris knew it was you the whole time, you shippler.

by MJK October 8, 2005

milk wrench

The product of onanism, solitary frotting, mono-genital agitation, crotch wobbling or spewm farming, once deposited into a pint of semi-skimmed milk.

"Argh! Don't drink that, it's a fucking Milk Wrench!"

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

Wrenches

The same as a ratchet, but what you whisper to your friend when they are in your presence so they don't know what you're saying.

Derived from the word ratchet, which is derived from the tool, hence wrench.

Can be used singular or plural

Fuck, too many wrenches up in here.

That wrench is asking to get bitch slapped.

by Shock Smoove September 23, 2012

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008

Monkey Wrench

To sabotoge or disrupt.

George W. Bush's claim of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction threw a MONKEY WRENCH in Colin Powell's political aspirations.

by Mikail Bevale May 13, 2005

meat wrench

The female sex organ.

That meat wrench was so soggy it couldn't even get my nuts off.

Synonyms: snatch, axe-wound, twat, cunt, vag (vagina), slot, bearded clam, box, gash, pussy, muff, beaver, minge

by Matthewington March 24, 2008