sweater weather 

an amazing song that is associated on tiktok with coming out as bi however not everyone who listens to it is so please don’t assume shit

pip- what’s your favourite song

me- sweater weather

pip- is this you coming out or ?

me- no it’s just a genuinely good song

sweater weather by shitpeopledontwannaface February 24, 2021

Markle Weather Report 

When the the weather forecast is completely different to what is actually outside.

"That was a total Markle weather report last night, they said it was going to be sunny and 80 degrees, but its raining and 60, totally Markled"

Markle Weather Report by John Tetley January 4, 2022

strip club weather 

a few days of warmer weather near the end of winter. It fools some people into thinking that Spring is finally here, but alas, like a strip club, it proves to be "just a tease."

Don't fall for it man, this is just strip club weather. It'll be snowing by the end of the week.

strip club weather by Dae Han Min Guk March 3, 2011

Heartbreak Weather 

an album and song written by former band member of One Direction, Niall Horan. it’s a fucking masterpiece. listen to the album if you’re bored it’s amazing.

“all my life has been heartbreak weather thinkin to myself it won’t get better, it can be so lonely in this city. But it feels different when you’re with me.”

Heartbreak Weather by totally not harry styles October 10, 2020

the weather channel

Yet another TV channel that has lost it's purpose in the pursuit of finding a larger audience with reality style, documentary crap. They no longer play weather for much of the day on the Weather Channel. Instead you get these shows about historical weather events. Finding out the forecast on the Weather Channel is about like trying to find a video on MTV.

Even when they do report the weather on TWC it is a joke. Often a two or three person job. One person will give you the south for 2 minutes and after being exhausted throws it to another anchor for the current conditions of the west.

True story: There were severe thunderstorms, hail and a tornado in my county and not a peep from the Weather Channel. TWC was playing a documentary of a tornado in Alabama that killed several people 3 years ago due to a failed warning system. Though no one died here it was still an ironic broadcast from a channel that is suppose to report the damn weather updates.

They must not pay well at the Weather Channel. There is always someone new.

the weather channel by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. May 16, 2008

Fair Weather Fan 

A fan of a sports team who only shows support when the team is doing well. During hard times they usually bandwagon other teams. They basically have no real loyalty to the team, but still manage to get better seats than you at the game. Strangely they mysteriously vanish at the first sign of trouble.

Fair weather fan: "OMG what a comeback! That was amazing!"

Regular fan: "How would you know? You left right when Favre threw the pick six in the 2nd and if I recall you didn't even start rooting for Green Bay until 2 weeks ago."

Fair weather fan: "... GO PACK!"

(After the playoff game the fair weather fan immediately became a Pats fan and stowed all Packer memorabilia away.)

Fair Weather Fan's creed:
Last to join, first to leave.

Fair Weather Fan by Rappathered January 24, 2008

The Weathermen 

The Weathermen, is an underground hip-hop supergroup consisting of Aesop Rock, Tame One, Breeze Brewin, El-P, Cage, Camu Tao, Vast Aire and Yak Ballz. The group took its name from the revolutionary organization Weatherman, and sometimes refers to itself as the "New Left".

Yeah, The Weathermen. It's ridiculoid how dope they are.

The Weathermen by AkForty July 19, 2007