When the inside of the vagina has the texture of a holly wreath. Intercourse in this condition is a dually negative experience for both partners, as wreath-sheath promotes both excruciating pain and the distinct possibility of the spreading of a sexually transmitted disease, usually the underlying cause of wreath-sheath.
He sheathed his sword into the vaginal crevasse, only to discover that his woman had a terrible case of wreath-sheath. His weapon was badly disfigured.
by seventh son of a seventh bitch November 1, 2005
Get the wreath-sheathmug. by shalequa December 8, 2007
Get the wreath, my niggahmug. The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.
I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…
by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021
Get the Fresno Christmas Wreathmug. When a group of girls get together for the holidays and lie in a circle and pleasure each other orally thus creating a wreath of munching
-To my surprise I came home on Christmas Eve to find my girlfriend and her friends performing the ancient art of the munching wreath
- Hey Ladies, who needs another glass of wine before it’s munching wreath time.
- Hey Ladies, who needs another glass of wine before it’s munching wreath time.
by Boomer el Sancho November 27, 2020
Get the munching wreathmug. a Crystal Wreath is a person who acts depressed or fakes some sort of mental condition to gain attention or sympathy from others.
Sometimes these people convince other people so much that they begin to think that they have some form of condition.
Sometimes these people convince other people so much that they begin to think that they have some form of condition.
by Han from myspace December 22, 2021
Get the Crystal Wreathmug. The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.
I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…
by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021
Get the Fresno Christmas Wreathmug. I WILL FUCKING WREATH YOU TILL YOUR CORPSE FALLS INTO A CHAMBER SO DEEP IN SATANS GODAMN ASS IT WONT EVEN SMELL LIKE FUCKING HELL ANYMORE
by maaaaaaaaaaxxxx February 25, 2023
Get the Wreathmug.