Working on Laptops

a phrase that means "Having homosexual relations". Popularized in October 2009 by two airline pilots that over-shot their intended destination to Minneapolis and broke radio communication for almost an hour. They couldn't come up with a valid excuse for what happened and tried to cover up the event (very poorly I might add).

Boss: "What the hell where you two doing in the stock room together!?"

HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."

HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."

Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"

by DudeA October 28, 2009

working a sign

A homeless person that holds a sign up asking for handouts.

Guy #1: Look at that woman working a sign. Guy #2: Yep the sign says she's homeless.

by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020

Remotely working

Getting not even a remote amount of work done, whether from the office or home.

"Where's the boss? She's totally ignored all my emails."

"She's probably remotely working from home today."

by karens727 October 2, 2009

working vagina

A woman, who rather than getting a job producing money, produces children, locking her poor husband into unending debt and misery. Normally seen in the wild at shopping malls, starbucks, or driving in her oversized SUV guzzling gas and polluting the environment with more children and an ever expanding carbon footprint.

The working vagina's are out in force on black friday.

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

working for the president

Working for cash. Bills are referred to as presidents due to the picture of former presidents on the front of the bills. Specifically refers to jobs in which the employee receives cash for his/her work instead of or along with a paycheck. (Waiters, musicians etc.)

Alex: Yo, what are you up to tonight?
Tim: Man, I gotta work at the restaurant.
Alex: Oh, for real? You get good tips?
Tim: Oh for sure. That's why I got this job. Gotta love working for the president.
Alex: You know that's right.

by Timmy Sanders January 11, 2008

Working Class Hero

A person who has given up there dreams for a realistic life in the working middle class to provide for his/her family.

My artwork got me no where, the bills pilled up so i was forced to get a job at the post office. Now i guess i'm a working class hero, for what ever thats worth.

by Richard Perkins July 12, 2010

working poo

Taking a dump while on the clock.

I was gonna go before I left the house, but decided to make it a working poo.

by robbing thomas December 3, 2005