The Woodlands

Middle Class Burb that thinks a leased BMW 3 series, and a fat mortgage on a 300k tract home makes you rich.

The Woodlands is the land of the 80k a year millionaire.

by Hunkerdown April 23, 2011

The Woodlands

Planned community north of Houston with strict homeowner guidelines assuring your neighbor won't paint their home purple, or pink, or some other whacko color. The residents pay LOTS of taxes to ensure it stays nice... with trees. Houston is one of the ugliest cities in America. The Woodlands is where those who care ... and can... escape from Houston. Lots of money but lots of driven people who work hard to earn their lifestyles. Ghetto? Not even close. Kids everywhere, upscale retail, fine dining, excellent public school system and a great selection of private schools from which to choose. What's not to like?

The Woodlands - Planned community north of Houston with strict homeowner guidelines.

by tailor-made July 19, 2007

wollah

It's a word , Arabs use most of the time . The meaning of wollah defines ; i swear .

swear wollah

by John Flerkan October 1, 2013

woodland creature

1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.

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2) A man of slight build with a large penis

1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.

Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.

Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!

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2) Cindy: How tall are you?

Simon: 160cm

Cindy: How big is your penis?

Simon: 8 inches

Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!

by llcoolc February 3, 2010

wiola

whos dat ladayyy? sexy ladayyy?

damn u one finnneee ass wiola

by suckmydickhoe! July 7, 2010

Wooday

Substitution for home boi.

Pronounce: wooooo-day

Question: Whuddup wooday

Answer: Chillun wooday

by some gangsters from the the 305 January 23, 2008

Wooback

Derogatory term towards Native American's during American Colonization. Almost like calling a African American a Negro.

Send that Wooback down The Trail of Tears
Send that Wooback to the Noose
Someone crack that Wooback with a Whip

by Kevin Ukelis August 31, 2021